So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
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She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
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Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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