you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
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The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
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There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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