the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
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Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
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Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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