my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
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her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
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Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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