i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
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I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
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got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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