All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
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the gays at disneyland are vicious
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
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I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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