one might say we're banned from that church
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
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It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
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While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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