I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
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he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
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Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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