you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
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Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
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I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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