Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
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i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
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I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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