i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
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Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
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Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
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