would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
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By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
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All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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