Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
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She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
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Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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