First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
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how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
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It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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