make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
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Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
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Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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