Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
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it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
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He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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