for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
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Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
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Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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