I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
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The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
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You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
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