it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
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im calling her cock vulture from now on
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
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I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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