We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
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At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
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Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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