FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
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tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
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i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
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