I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
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You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
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I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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