So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
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As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
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the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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