Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
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I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
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He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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