That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
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I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
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Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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