i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
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well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
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How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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