My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
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I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
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I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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