let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
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the ceiling is raining jello shotss
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
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It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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