You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
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True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
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You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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