just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
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You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
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I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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