Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
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I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
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Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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