So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
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like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
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Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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