I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
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tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
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i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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