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Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
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I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
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He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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