why didn't you poke me back
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
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I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
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At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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