The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
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Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
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Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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