Ambien. No doubt about it.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
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He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
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Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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