Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
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You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
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You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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