I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
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Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
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In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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