dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
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not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
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I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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