? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
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Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
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Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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