Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
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I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
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It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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