Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
she told me i tasted like america
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a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
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I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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