Me too!
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
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Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
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I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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