i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
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We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
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Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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