If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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