officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
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I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
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I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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