you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
This gyro tastes like lonliness
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
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and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
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Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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