He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
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His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
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I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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