Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
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dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
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They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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